Delight Games Walkthrough - Bionic Bikini 2

Bionic Bikini 2 Walkthrough

Starting Stats: 12 Life, 0 Cool

Choice 1

"Sure, A Time Machine. Now Go Away" (Cool -1)

"Forget The Time Machine!"

Choice 2

Challenge HARV On His Behaviour (Cool +1)

Let It Slide For Now

Choice 3

Hide The Car

No Time. Park Near Hole (Cool +1)

Drive Around Building (Cool -1)

Choice 4

Amplify Hearing (Cool -1)

Look For Heat Signatures (Cool +2) (Achievement Unlocked: Nice deduction)

Just Concentrate On What You Can See

Choice 5

HARV Hack Lab Robots

Search Floors One By One (Cool -1)

Search Elevator For Signatures (Cool +2)

Choice 6

Insist On Cloaking (To Choice 6.1)

Do Not Cloak (Life -2) (To Choice 7B)

Choice 6.1

Shoot Him Now (To Choice 7A)

Drop Cloak And Confront Him (Life -2) (To Choice 7B)

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Choice 7A

Electric Charge (Cool +1)

Neurotoxin (Life -2)

Choice 7B

Electric Charge

Neurotoxin (Life -3)

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Choice 8

Stun Her (Life -2)

Tackle Her (Life -3, Cool +1)

Reason With Her

Choice 9

Force Him To Lie (Life -3)

Try To Deceive Him (Cool +2)

Choice 10

Involve Police (Cool -1)

Leave Them Out For Now

Choice 11

Stun Them (Life -3, Cool -1)

Sneak In

Entertain Them (Cool +1) (Achievement Unlocked: Joker!)

Try To Get Them To Relate To You

Choice 12

Threaten With Gun (Skip Choice 13)

Shock Him

Reason With Him (Life -1)

Choice 13

Start Out Light

Jolt Him Good! (Cool -1)

Choice 14

"The Bionic Bikini Needs To Be Found!" (Cool -1) (Cool +1)

"She'll Go Away For A Looong Time" (Cool +1)

"Have You Met My Friend Colt-45000?" (Life -2)

Choice 15

Convince Her

Shock Her (Life -2)

Stealth Mode (Cool -1) (Life -2)

Rev-Up Suit (Life -3) (Life -2)

Choice 16

Tell Her The Truth

Make Up A Lie (Cool +2)

Choice 17

Use Randy As Bait (Cool -2)

Look For Romantic Partner

Visit Modelling Agency (Cool +2)

CHECKPOINT REACHED

Choice 18

Get Carol

Disguise HARV (Cool -1)

Sneak In (Life -2)

Life +5

Choice 19

Convince Elevator (Life -2, Cool -1)

Tell HARV To Hack It

Choice 20

Prepare To Fire (Life -3) (To Choice 21A)

Pretend You’re Under Her Control (Cool +1) (To Choice 21B)

Play It Cool (Cool +1) (Life -3) (To Choice 21A)

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Choice 21A

Gun (Life -4, Cool -1)

Knife (Life -5)

Play Possum (Cool +1) (To Choice 21.1A)

Talk To Her (Life -3)

Choice 21.1A

Knife (Life -4, Cool +2)

Gun (Life -4, Cool -1)

Act Like A Fan (To Choice 21.1B)

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Choice 21B

Take The Shot (Life -4) (To Choice 21A)

Get In Closer (Cool +2) (To Choice 21.1B)

Choice 21.1B

Pull The Trigger Again (Life -3)

Charge Her (Life -1, Cool +2)

Turn To The Others

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Choice 22

Electrify Suit (Life -3)

Stealth Mode (Cool +1, Life -3)

Choice 23

Stun Her With Gun (Life -3) (Cool +2)

Shock Her With Suit (Life -3)

Ask For Help From HARV (Cool +2)

Choice 24

Sexy Sprocket (Cool -1)

Helena Gevada

Choice 25

Send Message About Bionic Bikini (Cool -1)

Impersonate Electra

Choice 26

World News Now (Cool +1)

Reality Network (Cool -1)

Choice 27

Shoot Her With GUS

Pretend To Be A Fan (Life -2)

Pretend To Make A Deal (Cool +2)

Life -2

Choice 28

Taunt Her (Life -3)

Compliment Her

Shoot Something (Cool +3, Life -2)

Final Points:

Cool x 30

100 Points if Deaths = 0

Final Ranks: (No Bonus Received / Bonus Received)

Smokin’ mind, smokin’ bod! - 700+ (24 Cool / 20 Cool)

Expensive, but worth every credit! - 450+ (15 Cool / 12 Cool)

Old fashioned, but capable - 250+ (9 Cool / 5 Cool)

Electra could do better - 150+ (5 Cool / 2 Cool)

HARV’s dumb sidekick - <150 (4 or less Cool / 1 or less Cool)

Postscript Note: The only choices that don’t have an objectively correct option are Choice 8, Choice 21.1B, and Choice 28. If you take the “no stats change” option in each of these choices and follow the emboldened choices for all other choices, you finish with 12 Life & 24 Cool. While this is technically enough to get the top rank, the maximum score of 900 (or 1000, if you have the bonus) is only achieved by trading Life for Cool in each of these choices, as this nets you an extra 6 Cool at the cost of 6 Life

As always, however, I do encourage picking non-emboldened options for reading pleasure, as there’s a lot of cool stuff written in ‘worse’ choices. Whenever Zach manages to utterly screw everything up, HARV’s sarcastic nature makes for some pretty funny moments

Hope you found this useful,

Yolo

Achievements Note: This story only has two achievements: Nice deduction & Joker!. Normally when I scout for achievements, I use existing information (either a walkthrough, like on this site or Text Game Guides, or personal notes from before I last reset all my progress, because I'm a nerd who keeps notes when they get achievements) to see where the known achievement locations are so I can skip over those choices. However, I may have forgotten to do that for the Nice deduction achievement, so I can’t guarantee that Choice 4 is the only place you can get it. If someone else could check the rest of the book for this achievement, it'd take a good chunk of work off my hands, and I’d greatly appreciate it. If you’ve done this (and you’re 100% sure you don’t already have the achievement), please just leave a comment, and I’ll make sure that’s reflected in the above. Cheers

Delight Games Walkthrough - The Paladins Book 3: The Old Ways (Chapters 82 - Epilogue)

The Paladins Book 3: The Old Ways (Chapters 82 - Epilogue)

Note: At the end of each chapter, the ranks will be displayed, but for the sake of conciseness, the methods of calculating points will not. Points are calculated as follows:

Life x 10 except in Chapter 100

Life x 20 only in Chapter 100

Morale x 30 for All Chapters

Favor x 10 for Jerico

Favor x 20 for Darius & Valessa

Favor x 30 for Cyric

(Favor is N/A for Robert, Kaide, Daniel, Sandra, & Gregane)

Although the top rank is called "Top Rank! Perfect Choices!", it is possible in many chapters to achieve this rank with suboptimal choices. For example, in Chapter 101, the maximum score is 510 points, but this rank is achieved at 360 points - there a variety of non-perfect ways to achieve this

Also, for the bottom rank in each chapter, it says in-game that you get this rank with 0+ points. However, getting a negative score will still give you this rank, and the scores shown below for each rank have been edited to reflect this

Note 2: A chapter labeled “CUT-SCENE” is a chapter where no choices are required. Out of the 39 chapters in this book, only 21 have any choices at all, and some only have one or two choices, so this is definitely more of a novel than a CYOA story. Fair enough, as it was originally a no-choices novel anyways

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Chapter 82 (Darius)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale, 2 Favor

Choice 1

“Sure, Although I’d Prefer We Talk First” (Morale -1)

“Apologies, But I Need To Purchase Supplies” (Morale +1)

“Not Until We Have Had Words”

Choice 2

“You Running A Butcher Shop On Wheels?” (Morale +2)

“So, What Are You Selling?” (Morale +1)

“Are You And Gacy Brothers?” (Morale +1)

Choice 3

Draw His Sword And Parry (Life -100) (You Have Died)

Fight Hand-To-Hand

Choice 4

Brace His Sword

Swing At Gacy (Favor -1, Morale -1, Life -1)

Retreat At Gacy (Favor +1)

Morale -1

Choice 5

Untie Grick (Morale +1)

Leave Grick Bound (Morale -1)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 200+

Not bad - 130+

Kinda lame - <130

Chapter 83 (Robert) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 84 (Jerico) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 85 (Darius)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale, 2 Favor

Choice 1

Bait Valessa By The River (Morale +2) (Achievement Unlocked: Sneaky)

Bait Valessa By The Forest (Morale +1, Life -4)

Call Valessa Out

Choice 2

“I Am A Paladin Of Ashhur” (Morale -1, Favor +1) (Life -2)

“Not A Paladin Of Karak”

“I Am Darius, Paladin Of Ashhur” (Morale +1)

Choice 3

“I Was A Fool”

“I Never Turned On Them” (Morale +1)
“I Was A Follower Of Karak Then” (Morale -1)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 230+

Not bad - 180+

Kinda lame - <180

Chapter 86 (Jerico)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale, 5 Favor

Choice 1

“Two Against The Entire Stronghold? I Pity Them” (Morale +1)

“Indeed. And Would You Stop Them?”

“I Think You Might Try” (Morale -1)

Choice 2

Kiss Her Back (Morale +1)

Lay Her Down Into The Grass (Morale +2)

Start Taking Off His Armor (Morale +3) (Achievement Unlocked: You Cad!)

Choice 3

Ignore Them (Morale +1)

Try To Listen To Their Conversation

Shout At Them (Morale +2)

Choice 4

“Seems Like It”

“Better Give Them Another Moan For Good Measure” (Morale +1) (Achievement Unlocked: Funny for a paladin)*

*Note: This is the Book 1 version of the achievement, which I presume is a bug (as it probably should be the Book 3 version). Either way, the immature humor is still worth laughing at :)

Choice 5

Target The Leaders (Favor -1) (Redirected To Other Options)

Break The Wagon Axles (Morale -1)

Spook The Oxen

Burn Supply Wagons (Morale +1)

Choice 6

Sneak In (Skip Choice 7)

Try To Pass As One Of Them

Choice 7

“To The Women Left Behind And The Women Ahead!” (Morale +1)

“May You Win More Often Than You Lose!” (Morale +2)

“May Our Fight Be Righteous!”

“To Karak And Order, Above All!” (Morale -1)

Choice 8

Pray To Ashhur (Favor -2, Life -2, Morale +2)

Surrender

Muster His Will And Fight (Life -100) (You Have Died) (Achievement Unlocked: Tragic hero (and way dead)!)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 430+

Not bad - 300+

Kinda lame - <300

Chapter 87 (Darius) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 88 (Jerico) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 89 (Valessa) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 90 (Sandra) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 91 (Darius) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 92 (Jerico)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale, 5 Favor

Choice 1

Look For The Entrance Now (Morale +1) (Favor -2, Morale +1)

Wait Until Darkness (Life -100) (You Have Died)

Choice 2

Find The Tunnel By Using Ashhur's Guidance (Life +1, Favor +1) (Favor -1) (Life -100) (You Have Died)

Signal To Arthur's Men (Morale +1) (Life +1, Favor +1) (Favor -2)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 210+

Not bad - 180+

Kinda lame - <180

Chapter 93 (Valessa) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 94 (Sandra) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 95 (Gregane) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 96 (Darius)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale, 2 Favor

Choice 1

Grin Along With The Others

Caution Them That Karak Might Favor Cyric (Morale -1)

Choice 2

“Kill Them And Hide The Bodies” (Morale -1) (Redirected To Other Options)

“Talk Our Way In”

“Break In Through The Back” (Morale +1)

Choice 3

Bribe His Way In

Act Like Prisoners Of Durham (Morale +2) (Skip Choice 4)

Choice 4

Offer Gold Now (Morale -1)

Try To Convince Them (Morale +1)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 200+

Not bad - 150+

Kinda lame - <150

Chapter 97 (Jerico)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale, 5 Favor

Choice 1

“If Not, We Will” (Morale +1)

“The Gates Will Hold” (Morale -1)

“We Shall Build A New Gate Out Of Their Corpses” (Morale +2)

Choice 2

Command Them To Brace The Gates (Life -2)

Tell Them To Prepare For His Blinding Trick (Morale +2, Favor -2)

Bolster Their Morale (Morale +1) (Life -1)

Choice 3

Rush Forward With Ashhur’s Light (Favor -2, Morale +2)

Hold The Line (Life -2, Morale +1)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 260+

Not bad - 200+

Kinda lame - <200

Chapter 98 (Sandra)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale

Choice 1

Haste (Morale +2) (Achievement Unlocked: Strategist)

Fog (Morale +1)

Illusion

Choice 2

Get Adam And Griff’s Attention (Morale +1)

Join Adam And Griff In The Fight (Life -1, Morale +1)

Flee (Morale -1)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 180+

Not bad - 110+

Kinda lame - <110

Chapter 99 (Jerico)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale, 2 Favor

Choice 1

“Still Breathing? Still With Me?” (Morale +1)

“Ashhur Will Protect Us!” (Favor +1)

“The Castle Stands”

Choice 2

Continue To Kill Using His Mace (Life -2, Morale +1)

Focus On Defense (Morale +1)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 170+

Not bad - 130+

Kinda lame - <130

Chapter 100 (Daniel)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale

Choice 1

Point To The Guard To Warn His Companions

Throw His Dagger At The Guard (Life -100) (You Have Died) (Achievement Unlocked: I got this…)

Choice 2

Knock Them Out (Life -100) (You Have Died) (Achievement Unlocked: Cat Chow!)

Kill Them

Choice 3

Kill Them

Leave Them (Morale -1)

Tie Them Up (Morale -2)

Choice 4

Kill Robert (Morale -2)

Refuse To Do It (Morale -3)

Choice 5

Leave Now (Life -100) (You Have Died)

Wait (Life -3)

Choice 6

Swim Across The River And Escape Into The Wedge (Morale +1)

Swim Downriver (Life -100) (You Have Died) (Achievement Unlocked: Cat Chow!)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 110+

Not bad - 80+

Kinda lame - <80

Chapter 101 (Darius)

Starting Stats: 10 Life, 0 Morale, 6 Favor

Choice 1

Say "I Ain't Got A Face That's Much To Remember" (Morale +1) (Achievement Unlocked: Impersonator)

Say "Maybe Because You're Too Busy Beating Old Women To Remember A Man" (Life -1)

Shrug And Say Nothing (Morale +1)

Choice 2

Cyric (Morale -1)

The Dark Paladin, Salaul

Valessa (Morale +2)

Kayne, The Lion (Morale +1)

Choice 3

Wait

Attack Now (Morale +1)

Choice 4

Attack Valessa (Morale +1, Life -3)

Attack Salaul

Choice 5

Focus On An Overwhelming Attack (Life -4)

Taunt Her (Morale +1)

Try To Sow Doubt In Karak (Morale +2)

Choice 6

Charge Cyric (Life -4)

Taunt Cyric (Favor -1, Life -3, Morale +2)

Pray To Ashhur (Favor -2, Morale +2, Life -4)

Favor -1

Choice 7

Leap To The Side To Dodge

Rely On His Sword To Absorb It (Favor -2, Life -1, Morale +1)

Charge Cyric (Life -1)

Choice 8

Wait To The Last Moment And Dodge (Life -4, Morale +3)

Stand His Ground And Call Upon Ashhur (Morale +5, Favor -3, Life -1)

Charge At The Lion (Morale +5, Life -3)

Final Ranks:

Top Rank! Perfect choices! - 360+

Not bad - 210+

Kinda lame - <210

Chapter 102 (Valessa) (CUT-SCENE)

Chapter 103 (Epilogue)

THE END

Wheeeeeeeeew, that was a long book xD

Achievements Note: In the Premium Library app, there are a small handful of errors in this novel’s achievements menu. I don’t know if these are universal errors, but I figure it’s worth listing them anyways:

• You Cad! appears in Chapter 86, even though it doesn’t appear in the Book 3 Achievements List

• Also in Chapter 86, you can obtain the Book 1 variant of Funny for a Paladin

• Finally, upon receiving Impersonator in Chapter 101, it doesn’t show as marked in the Book 3 Achievements List. However, it does appear as received in the full list of achievements

I believe I’ve found all the achievements in all places they appear inside this book. However, if you find one that’s either missing or erroneous, please leave a comment, and I’ll investigate it as soon as I notice

Huge thanks to the writer of Text Games Guide for letting me use their website to help with finding achievements. I think you helped me find at least 5 or 6 that I wouldn’t otherwise have gotten, and on a separate note, you also helped me spot a few less-than-obvious places where your earlier choices affect your later choices

If you’re stuck getting the Highest Rank achievements, the emboldened options act as a maximum score walkthrough for each chapter. Normally I wouldn’t embolden an option in every choice, as choices that trade one stat for another may not be viable due to your previous choices. However, due to the short length of the chapters in this book, doing so made sense to me. I do encourage picking other options for reading pleasure though, as there’s a lot of cool stuff written in the ‘worse’ choices

Hope you found this useful,

Yolo